Here are some Home-Made Apple Pie Jokes. I call them “Nathalie Almira à la mode”. Bon appetit!

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"An apple a day keeps the doctor away,
An apple a week, the doctor turns the other cheek,
An apple a month, the doctor looks stunned,
An apple a year, the doctor reappears."

“To Apple TV or not to Apple TV?" (Hamsolated, Shakespeare 2020)